Kyle Wellwood gets chubbier and chubbier by the minute. I’ve noticed that Alain Vigneault seems slimmer these days and it can only mean one thing: Kyle Wellwood is stealing the twinkie supply from the coaches room. I’ve always had a soft spot (… ahem) for Welly since his days with the blue and white so it’s all in good fun.

Don’t recognize the graphics? Get a NES emulator and download “Ice Hockey”. NOW! Once you’re in on the joke feel free to get your chub on.

Patrick Kane has something in common with Sidney Crosby. Great hockey players you say? Well yes, they are, but that’s not what I’m talking about.

Neither of them can grow a playoff beard to save their lives. Kane decided that rather than embarrass himself by sporting a pepper ’stache (ahem, Crosby, I’m looking at you) for the next month and half he decided to think outside the box. Enter THE LEGENDARY PLAYOFF MULLET. It’s batshit insane but it takes guts. He even got stepped sideburns (which we’ve meticulously recreated)! Look close enough and you might even find that 20 cents you lost. Go on, get greasy.

The Sedin twins are really good at hockey. So good that Henrik came first in the league in points and Daniel wasn’t far behind in 12th place. It’s no wonder that Burke showed up in Sweden last year with a bouquet of flowers and a couple of bacon wrapped hot dogs to try and coax them to Toronto (spoiler warning – Kyle Wellwood showed up and scarfed the hot dogs).

This is a great compliment to our LUUU shirt, don’t you think?



First of all, big ups to all around cool cat Wrap Around Curl, this was her killer idea. We just made her dreams a reality, that’s all.

Second of all, another Leafs Design, I know. It was just too appropriate for what’s going down in Toronto these days. Before Burke pulled off the trades that brought in Phaneuf and Giguere it seemed that all hope had been lost. Another season without playoff hockey and with the same cast of characters. Rinse and repeat. Not anymore my friends. There’s a youth movement taking place and it’s been a joy to watch. Kessel, Bozak and Kulemin are tearing it up and it looks like we finally have someone making a strong case for captaincy in Phaneuf.

Zdeno Chara is a beast. Pure and simple. He’s so scary even bears are terrified of him. BEARS! That’s some spooky stuff. This bear in particular seems to have quite a jump in his step – and I don’t blame him. Chara can scrap like the bastard child of Giant Gonzalez and Andre the Giant.  Don’t believe me?

This design looks particularly Bruin-y on Gold. Just sayin’.

VIKINGSTAD is back for another run and don’t forget that NHL 94 and Goal Scores You are available for another week and our Hat Trick Sale is still up. Buy 3 or more shirts and get free shipping!

Big ups to everyone that ordered our VIKINGSTAD tee in the past few days. It’s officially our most popular design. That’s the power of the Norge Hockey God for you!

In honor of VIKINGSTAD’s (I can’t type his name without capital letters, it just doesn’t look right) hat trick at the Olympics, we’re extending the hat trick sale until the end of March. Order 3 or more shirts and get free shipping. Pretty schweet deal, no?

You may remember PuckMan from his two weeks of fame in January. I designed this bad boy with the highest of hopes. It was some high concept stuff. I had dreams of retiring early off of the sales. I bought a new sports car, diamonds, a chateau in Whistler, and then we LOST at the World Junior Hockey Championships and sales went down the drain. D’oh.

Well PuckMan is back, and this time he’s sporting some shiny gold ink thanks to Clutch Crosby and the rest of Team Canada. What an epic game. It’s truly a proud time to be Canadian and what better way than to sport this killer tee everyday? This is LIMITED EDITION folks. Canada. Shiny. GOLD. What are you waiting for?

Man. Myth. Norge Hockey God.

The legend of VIKINGSTAD shall live in our hearts forever after The Vancouver Winter Olympics. My top two Olympic moments? Canada winning gold, closely followed by the emergence of this man. He meets all criteria needed for legendary status. Skill? CHECK. Olympic hat trick? CHECK. Total bad ass name that just feels right to say? CHECK.

What a fucking moment. You couldn’t have scripted it in a better way – Sid the Kid scores when it mattered most, GOLD for Canada in “our” sport and it’s the medal that put us over the top for the most gold medals ever. He might whine, he might dive, but he’s also as clutch as it gets. 22 years old and you can already cross off the Stanley Cup and Olympic Gold from his list. Absolutely epic.

We have some killer Olympic themed tees coming at midnight tonight. Does VIKINGSTAD tickle your fancy? How about PuckMan GOLD EDITION?

Mere hours remain to get “Goal Scores You” (poor Ovi!) and “There’s Always Next Year”. Buy one wouldya?

OK, so I’m way behind in putting this on the blog since it’s been available for over a week. There’s only 3 days left to get it! QUICK, ORDER IT NOW! It looks pretty f’ing schweet on royal blue.

Now, a word about this design:

The Leafs are on pace for another year SANS FUCKING PLAYOFFS. I’m ready to hop in a plane heading to Anaheim for the sole reason of punching Vesa “I’m a Starter” Toskala in the groin then stuffing Jason Blake into a garbage can upside down. I’m hoping this shirt helps to remind me that there really is always next year, so join in on the funny hockey t-shirt therapy with me and just repeat the mantra – THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR, aaaaand maybe THE YEAR AFTER THAT, just in case.

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